Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Fine-Tip Excellence: Our Run Run Chicken Gel Pens feature a fine-tip design, allowing for precise writing and drawing, ensuring your words and sketches stand out with clarity and consistency.
Quick-Drying & Smudge-Free:With less ink on the page, these pens offer faster drying times and no smudges, making them ideal for left-handed writers and those constantly on the move.
Versatile Use: From planning and journaling to doodling and professional work, these pens are suited for all your writing needs, making them the perfect addition to any desk at work, school, or home.
Chic Chicken Design:Each pen is adorned with a cute and funny chicken design, adding a whimsical touch to your daily writing instruments and bringing some poultry pizzazz to your pen cup.
Gift-Worthy: Looking for a unique gift for a pen collector or chicken enthusiast? Our Run Run Chicken Gel Pens make a delightful and useful present, sure to bring joy to anyone who receives them.