Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Red Chicken Feet Headband

You work hard. Your chickens work harder. At least one of you deserves a stylish, sweat-wicking crown of chaos.

This moisture-wicking, soft-stretch headband features disturbingly realistic red chicken feet—because why blend in when you can strut like a rooster at the county fair?

Perfect for:

  • Collecting eggs in style

  • Causing mild panic at the gym

  • Secret chicken-themed cosplay

🪡 Made to order, so shipping takes a little longer—but trust us, it’s worth the wait.
Fabric: 82% polyester, 18% spandex.
One size fits most. Not recommended for actual chickens. Unless Clancy insists.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
M 2 9 ½
L 2 ⅛ 10 ¼

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