Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Refill less, hydrate more. This Heavy-Duty Plastic Poultry Waterer uses a vacuum-sealing O-ring and gravity feed to keep fresh water flowing—no tap-dancing with buckets all day. Translucent sides show the level at a glance; the rugged handle makes it a one-hand carry, even when it’s full.
Backyard keepers and small farms that want a reliable, big-capacity waterer without the dents, rust, or constant refills.
Automatic flow: Vacuum-sealing O-ring cap maintains a steady water level so birds sip, not splash.
Built to be bumped: Dent-proof, heavy-duty plastic shrugs off coop life and won’t corrode.
See it, fill it: Translucent body = instant read on water level—no guessing.
Snap + go: Easy-fill jar snaps compactly onto the base for quick refills with minimal mess.
Grab and haul: Rugged handle for moving from hose to coop without a drama scene.
Right-size capacity: Choose 3, 5, or 7 gallons to match your flock and refill schedule.
Capacities: 3 gal, 5 gal, 7 gal
Material: Heavy-duty translucent plastic (dent-resistant)
Flow: Vacuum/gravity-fed with O-ring seal
Carry: Integrated rugged handle
Fill the jar with clean water; seat the O-ring, tighten the cap, and invert.
Snap onto the base firmly and set on a level surface.
Place away from the hottest brooder/coop zone to reduce algae and litter in the tray.
Top off before it runs low—thin rims ice faster in winter; shade slows algae in summer.
Dump and rinse daily; wash with mild detergent weekly (or sooner if slimy). Keep the O-ring clean and lightly seated; replace worn seals. Don’t use harsh solvents or scalding water that can warp plastic. If cracked, retire it—hydration isn’t optional.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Water in beaks, not on boots.”
