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We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for people who LOVE landrace chickens.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chickens with backbone. Keepers with taste.

Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Eco Tote — “Whatcha Got in There—Snacks or Lies?”

When errands need storage and your mood needs backup. This organic cotton tote hauls groceries, books, and egg cartons—plus whatever truth you’re carrying today.

Who It’s For

Farmers’ market regulars, roadside egg slingers, and chaotic do-it-all keepers who prefer canvas over plastic and sarcasm over small talk.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Roomy + tough: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″, up to 30 lb

  • Shoulder-friendly 1″ × 24.5″ straps

  • Open main compartment, zero fuss

  • 100% certified organic cotton (8 oz/yd² twill)

Specs

Fabric: organic cotton 3/1 twill • Blank sourced from India

Care

Spot clean or hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. No bleach. Iron low from reverse if needed.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It

“Snacks? Lies? Either way—carry it with conviction.”