Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Charming Farmyard Humor: Features the playful phrase "Not My Poop, Not My Coop, Not Today Clucker," adding a whimsical touch to your decor with a dose of countryside wit.
Eye-Catching Design: Complete with lively graphics and a stylish wood frame, this sign is designed to catch the eye and bring a smile to all who see it.
Durable and Long-Lasting: Crafted to endure, this sign maintains its fresh look and humorous appeal, keeping your guests entertained for years to come.
Perfectly Sized for Any Space: Measuring a neat 6 inches by 6 inches, it fits effortlessly on an office desk, bookshelf, or as a bright addition to your living room table.
Versatile Decor Piece: Not just for chicken enthusiasts, this sign is perfect for anyone looking to inject a bit of humor and rustic charm into their living space.
Ideal Gift for Humor Lovers: An excellent choice for those who appreciate a hearty laugh or a unique, cheeky addition to their decor.
Express Your Playful Spirit: More than a simple decor item, this sign is a declaration of your love for fun and lightheartedness, making it a standout piece in any room.