$10.30 USD
Not new—just legendary. This No Spring Chicken tee is soft, lightweight, and a little stretchy—perfect for chores, coffee runs, or reminding whippersnappers who taught the flock to hustle.
Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
Easy fit: Classic unisex cut; pre-shrunk to hold shape
Built right: Side-seamed construction + shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Back talk: Bold print that does the strutting for you
Fit: True to size; size up for a roomier/oversized vibe
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low or hang dry; don’t iron the print
Fabric: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Not a spring chicken. Still top of the pecking order.”
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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