Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

No Spring Chicken Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

This versatile long sleeve tee adds a stylish layer to any outfit. Pair it with jeans for a casual look or dress it up with chinos for a more professional appearance.

  • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
  • Regular fit with side-seamed construction
  • Cover-stitched collar and 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Made on demand to help reduce overproduction and support eco-conscious shopping. Thank you for making thoughtful purchases!

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛

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