Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
For the keeper who runs the coop and the calendar. The Mother Hen Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt is feather-soft, easy to style, and built for real life—farm runs, school runs, and everything in between. Throw it on with jeans, joggers, or a blazer when you’ve got eggs to collect and errands to crush.
Moms of flocks (feathered and human), chore ninjas, and any keeper who wants a comfy, flattering tee that still speaks fluent poultry.
Fabric (solids): 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Other Heathers: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, durable
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed for shape that lasts
Neckline: classic crew
Graphic: front “Mother Hen” design
Sourcing: responsibly made in Nicaragua, Honduras, or the U.S.
Relaxed women’s fit. Choose your usual size for an easy drape; size down for a closer fit, or up for a roomier, layer-friendly feel.
Layer under a flannel for chores, tuck into a skirt for farmer’s market chic, or pair with leggings for feed-store sprints. It’s a one-tee flock solution.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. No bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you. This item may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.
Clancy Crowed It
“Boss of the brood. Best of the tees.”
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
