Soft tee. Sharp tongue. The Mother Clucker unisex tee is ultra-soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough for coop checks, coffee runs, and scaring off bad chicken advice. Wear it to the feed store or your next “quick” rant about what your rooster did the other day.
Soft & light: 4.2 oz/yd² combed, ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
Easy fit: Classic unisex cut—flattering without cling
Holds shape: Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Zero fluff: Says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to
Fit: True to size; size up for a roomier/oversized vibe
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron the print
Fabric: 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers contain poly)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd²
Origin: Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Attitude? Check. Comfort? Also check."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |