Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

The Misfit Flock Log e-Book

Track the weird. Hatch the bold. Repeat as necessary.

This is the record book for people who raise chickens like it matters.
Not the sparkle birds. Not the show ponies.
We’re talking gritty, broody, bug-hunting landrace stock—and the keepers who need to remember who laid what, when Mildred last went broody, and why that one chick had five toes.

The Misfit Flock Log is a printable record book designed for backyard breeders, preservation flocks, and chaos with a purpose.

Inside you’ll find:
✅ Flock rosters, breeding records, and hatch logs
✅ Egg production trackers and health notes
✅ Spiral breeding planning pages
✅ Just enough Clancy commentary to keep things interesting

📥 You'll receive a download link by email right after checkout.
🖨️ Easy-to-print full-page format
🌀 Built to pair with the Feathered Misfits guide—but strong enough to stand alone

"If you're not writing it down, you're not breeding—you're just gambling with feathers."
– Clancy, Department of Genetic Accountability

Includes bonus: printable record sheets + Clancy’s full unfiltered chapter. (We tried to cut it. He crowed until we gave up.)

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