Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Track the weird. Hatch the bold. Repeat as necessary.
This is the record book for people who raise chickens like it matters.
Not the sparkle birds. Not the show ponies.
We’re talking gritty, broody, bug-hunting landrace stock—and the keepers who need to remember who laid what, when Mildred last went broody, and why that one chick had five toes.
The Misfit Flock Log is a printable record book designed for backyard breeders, preservation flocks, and chaos with a purpose.
Inside you’ll find:
✅ Flock rosters, breeding records, and hatch logs
✅ Egg production trackers and health notes
✅ Spiral breeding planning pages
✅ Just enough Clancy commentary to keep things interesting
📥 You'll receive a download link by email right after checkout.
🖨️ Easy-to-print full-page format
🌀 Built to pair with the Feathered Misfits guide—but strong enough to stand alone
"If you're not writing it down, you're not breeding—you're just gambling with feathers."
– Clancy, Department of Genetic Accountability
Includes bonus: printable record sheets + Clancy’s full unfiltered chapter. (We tried to cut it. He crowed until we gave up.)