Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Peck-tacular Designs: This pack comes with 9 different charming chicken artworks that will make you smile every time you jot down a reminder or mark a page.
High-Quality & Versatile: Each note measures 0.6”x1.88” and is made from durable materials that allow for easy writing and quick sticking.
90 Sheets for All Your Needs: With 15 sheets for each of the 9 designs, you'll have a grand total of 90 sticky notes to tackle all your organizational tasks.
Beautiful & Functional: Use these cute little artworks for quick notes or as page indexes in books, planners, or journals. They add a splash of whimsy to your everyday tasks.
Gift-Worthy: These mini sticky notes make an excellent gift for chicken enthusiasts, students, or anyone who could use a dose of fun in their stationary collection.