Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Local Egg Dealer Reversible Bucket Hat

Whether you're selling from a roadside cooler or slinging dozens out of a retro fridge, this bucket hat lets the world know exactly who they're dealing with.

This breathable, moisture-wicking, linen-feel hat is reversible—because sometimes you're selling eggs, and sometimes you're just out here repping chicken life in style. Comes in three sizes so you can find the perfect fit for your glorious dome.

Perfect for:

  • Farmer’s markets

  • Coop chores

  • Sneaky egg drops in parking lots

  • Folks who love chickens and irony

🪡 Made to order just for you. Please allow a bit longer for shipping while we make it—not mass produce it.

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