Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Keep Calm & Cluck On Unisex Classic Tee

  • Quality Fabric: Crafted from 100% cotton for comfort and durability. Also available in Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather colors with blended fabric options.
  • Structured Yet Comfy: Designed to hold its shape with sharp lines, perfect for layered looks or standalone style. Ensures a comfortable fit for your busy day.
  • Sustainable Sourcing: Responsibly sourced from countries like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico, making a difference with each purchase.
  • On-Demand Production: Made-to-order to reduce waste, ensuring your thoughtful purchasing decisions contribute to a sustainable approach.
  • Spread Peace, Love, and Poultry: Embrace the zen of hen with this tee, reminding you to "Keep Calm & Cluck On" amidst life's challenges.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼

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