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Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

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IT'S FLOCKIN' COLD Unisex Hoodie

If the waterers are crusted over and the hens are judging you, it’s officially flockin’ cold. This ultra-soft chicken hoodie brings serious warmth and serious attitude—perfect for predawn chores, feed-store runs, and pretending winter is “refreshing.”

Who It’s For

Backyard chicken keepers who want a cozy, tough hoodie that speaks fluent sarcasm.

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece

  • Features: front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood

  • Detail: self-fabric patch on back for a clean finish

  • Source: blank product responsibly made in Pakistan

  • Print: “IT’S FLOCKIN’ COLD” graphic front

Fit & Sizing

Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed, layer-friendly fit. True unisex cut; size according to chest.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Cold snap. Warm hoodie. Less whining.”

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32