Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

IT'S FLOCKIN' COLD Unisex Hoodie

If the waterers are crusted over and the hens are judging you, it’s officially flockin’ cold. This ultra-soft chicken hoodie brings serious warmth and serious attitude—perfect for predawn chores, feed-store runs, and pretending winter is “refreshing.”

Who It’s For

Backyard chicken keepers who want a cozy, tough hoodie that speaks fluent sarcasm.

Specs

  • Fabric: 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece

  • Features: front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood

  • Detail: self-fabric patch on back for a clean finish

  • Source: blank product responsibly made in Pakistan

  • Print:IT’S FLOCKIN’ COLD” graphic front

Fit & Sizing

Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed, layer-friendly fit. True unisex cut; size according to chest.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Cold snap. Warm hoodie. Less whining.”

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32