We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

I Work for a Rooster Unisex Hoodie

He crows. You comply. The I Work for a Rooster hoodie is fleece-lined comfort with a pouch pocket, cozy hood, and just enough sarcasm to get you through dawn chores and showdowns between the rooster and the delivery guy. Warm, soft, and emotionally supportive (unlike your boss).

Why You’ll Love It

  • Warm as cluck: Soft fleece for chilly feed runs.

  • Everyday build: Roomy pouch pocket + comfy hood.

  • Truth bomb: Bold graphic = job title, settled.

Fit & Care

  • Fit: Runs small—size up unless you like your sarcasm tight.

  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

Shipping & Timing

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Know your manager. He crows.”

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32