$55.00 USD 
He crows. You comply.
This fleece-lined hoodie delivers warmth, comfort, and one brutally honest job title. It’s got a front pouch pocket, a cozy hood, and just enough sarcasm to get you through the morning chores. Whether you’re hauling scratch, refereeing flock fights, or explaining to a stranger why your rooster screams at the UPS guy—this hoodie’s doing the emotional labor with you.
Heads-up: This style runs small—size up unless you like your sarcasm tight.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
