Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Get ready to show off your chicken love with the I Came, I Pecked Unisex T-Shirt! Soft, comfortable, and a perfect fit for anyone who loves their feathered friends, this t-shirt is designed to keep you feeling stylish all day long.
Premium Quality Fabric: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this t-shirt is soft to the touch and lightweight for ultimate comfort.
Durable and Long-lasting: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), the pre-shrunk fabric ensures a perfect fit even after washing.
Modern Fit: Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping provide a great fit and a smooth look, making it flattering for all body types.
Sustainably Made: Each shirt is made to order, which means you’re helping reduce overproduction and supporting more sustainable purchasing practices.
Whether you're out with your chickens or just love the fun design, this t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Order yours today and embrace your chicken-loving style!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |