Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
The Green Chicken Feet Utility Crossbody Bag is your go-to accessory for daily adventures, offering the perfect balance of style, function, and durability. Whether you're out hiking, attending a festival, or simply out and about, this bag has got your back.
100% Polyester: Built from durable, water-resistant fabric to withstand your active lifestyle.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²), ensuring a strong and reliable feel.
Bag Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm) — ideal for carrying your essentials without the bulk.
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l) — perfectly sized for your phone, wallet, keys, and a few small items.
Water-Resistant & Durable: Ready to take on light rain and tough use.
Inside & Outside Pockets: Stay organized with a dedicated space for small items.
Adjustable Strap: Customize the fit to suit your style and comfort.
Two-Way Zipper: Provides easy access from both sides.
Made to order, this crossbody bag supports sustainable shopping while reducing overproduction. It might take a little extra time to arrive, but your thoughtful purchase makes a positive impact!