Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
The Green Chicken Feet Utility Crossbody Bag is your go-to accessory for daily adventures, offering the perfect balance of style, function, and durability. Whether you're out hiking, attending a festival, or simply out and about, this bag has got your back.
100% Polyester: Built from durable, water-resistant fabric to withstand your active lifestyle.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²), ensuring a strong and reliable feel.
Bag Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm) — ideal for carrying your essentials without the bulk.
Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 l) — perfectly sized for your phone, wallet, keys, and a few small items.
Water-Resistant & Durable: Ready to take on light rain and tough use.
Inside & Outside Pockets: Stay organized with a dedicated space for small items.
Adjustable Strap: Customize the fit to suit your style and comfort.
Two-Way Zipper: Provides easy access from both sides.
Made to order, this crossbody bag supports sustainable shopping while reducing overproduction. It might take a little extra time to arrive, but your thoughtful purchase makes a positive impact!