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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Flock This Cold Chicken Gaiter

When the wind says “brr,” you say Flock This Cold. This versatile chicken gaiter flips between neck tube, headband, bandana, wrist wrap, and quick face cover so you can finish chores without frost-whining.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Keeper-proof fabric: smooth, comfy, 2-way stretch that stays put.

  • All-day breathable: warmth without the swampy feel.

  • Sassy & useful: function first, attitude included.

Who It’s For

Backyard keepers who want lightweight warmth and a little funny chicken energy for winter chores.

Specs

  • Fabric (US): 93% polyester / 7% spandex, 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)

  • Fabric (EU): 96% polyester / 4% spandex, 6.34 oz/yd² (215 g/m²)

  • Stretch: smooth 2-way recovery

  • Breathable, washable, reusable

  • Print: single-side; reverse blank

  • Size: one size (adult)

  • Blanks: Mexico (US), Lithuania (EU)

Fit & Use

Slip on and go. Wear scrunched at the neck, folded over ears, bandana-style up top, or wrapped at the wrist for quick wipe-downs. Not PPE.

Care

Machine wash cold, gentle. Lay flat or tumble low. No bleach. Don’t iron.

Eco Note

Printed on demand to reduce waste—made just for you.

Shipping

POD item—may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies.

Clancy Crowed It
“Wind says brr. You say cluck off.”