Feral Hen Energy Unisex Hoodie

Unraveled? Yes. Unapologetic? Absolutely. Feral Hen Energy is the ultra-soft fleece hoodie built for doing 12 things at once while yelling “Get off the porch!” at a rogue hen. Cozy hood, roomy pouch pocket, and enough sarcasm to make the flock nervous.

Why You’ll Love It

• Warm as cluck: Ultra-soft fleece for dawn chores and late runs.

• Everyday build: Cozy hood + roomy pouch pocket = perpetual comfort.

• Keeper attitude: Bold graphic that says what your face already did.

Fit & Care

• Fit: Runs small—size up for full feral flexibility.

• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm body, cold patience. Perfect.”

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