Unraveled? Yes. Unapologetic? Absolutely. Feral Hen Energy is the ultra-soft fleece hoodie built for doing 12 things at once while yelling “Get off the porch!” at a rogue hen. Cozy hood, roomy pouch pocket, and enough sarcasm to make the flock nervous.
Warm as cluck: Ultra-soft fleece for dawn chores and late runs.
Everyday build: Cozy hood + roomy pouch pocket = perpetual comfort.
Keeper attitude: Bold graphic that says what your face already did.
Fit: Runs small—size up for full feral flexibility.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; don’t iron decoration.
This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Warm body, cold patience. Perfect.”
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |