Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Feral Hen Energy Unisex Hoodie

Unraveled? Yes. Unapologetic? Absolutely.
Warm? As cluck.

This ultra-soft fleece hoodie is your official uniform for doing 12 things at once while yelling “Get off the porch!” at a rogue hen. With a roomy pouch pocket, cozy hood, and enough sarcasm to make your flock nervous, it’s made for chicken keepers who parent their birds with threats and snacks.

Heads-up: This hoodie runs small. Size up for full feral flexibility.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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