Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Ideas multiplying like… well, chickens. The Endless Chickens spiral notebook stacks a soft-touch cover with 140 dotted pages for lists, sketches, egg math, and “do not forget the grit” reminders. Wire-O binding lays flat so you can write mid-chaos.
Soft-touch cover: Premium feel that survives tote life.
Dotted pages (140): Bullet journal, free-form notes, coop diagrams—your call.
Lays flat: Metal Wire-O binding opens 360° for one-hand scribbling.
Carry-friendly: 5.5″ × 8.5″—small enough to haul, big enough to plan.
Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd²
Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd²
Pages: 140 dotted
Sourcing: Blank components from the US & Sweden
This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Write it down or chase it later.”
