Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
For the ultimate combination of practicality and style, the Endless Chickens Fanny Pack is your perfect companion. Whether you're heading to a festival, embarking on a vacation, or simply enjoying a hands-free day out, this fanny pack has everything you need.
100% Polyester: Crafted from durable, water-resistant fabric to keep your belongings safe.
Fabric Weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²), offering a solid feel without being too heavy.
Dimensions: 6.5″ (16 cm) height, 13″ (33 cm) width, and 2¾″ (7 cm) diameter—ideal for carrying essentials like your phone, keys, and wallet.
Capacity: Holds up to 0.37 gallons (1.4 l), just the right amount of space for your must-have items.
Water-Resistant: Keep your stuff safe and dry.
Top Zipper with 2 Sliders: Ensures easy access and secure storage.
Small Inner Pocket: Customize the organization with a small, easy-to-access pocket for your smaller items.
Silky Lining & Piped Inside Hems: Provides a smooth finish and quality feel.
Adjustable Straps: 1¼″ (2.54 cm) wide straps with plastic strap regulators for a comfortable fit.
This product is made-to-order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive, but your purchase helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for choosing sustainability!
Size guide
FANNY PACK CIRCUMFERENCE (inches) | |
S/M | 27 ⅝-37 ¾ |
M/L | 35 ⅜-52 ⅜ |