Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Quit refilling every five minutes. This 2.5-gal (10 L) DOUBLE-TUF® waterer lifts off the floor to keep grit out and hydration in. Durable, translucent plastic lets you spot levels at a glance; removable legs give you height options as birds grow.
Cleaner water: Raised base keeps bedding, dirt, and beaks-out snacks out.
Fewer refills: 2.5-gal capacity for small-to-medium flocks.
See-through sanity: Translucent body = instant level check.
Grows with your flock: Removable legs for standard or elevated height.
Built to last: Tough plastic for coop or sheltered outdoor use.
Capacity: 2.5 gallons
Material: Durable, translucent plastic
Design: Screw-on reservoir with removable legs
Use: Chicks to adults; coop or sheltered run
Set on a level surface; pull bedding back so the trough stays clear.
Start low for youngsters; raise to back height as birds grow.
Rinse daily, scrub slime weekly with mild soap; refill with fresh water.
In freezing temps, switch to a heated option.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Raise the water, lower the nonsense.”
