Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stop feeding the floor. This 17.5 lb DOUBLE-TUF® feeder lifts off the ground to keep rations clean, adds a feed saver ring to slash scatter, and shrugs off coop life with impact-resistant plastic. Snap-on lid keeps rain and freeloaders out.
Fewer refills: 17.5 lb capacity for medium to larger flocks.
Cleaner feed: Removable legs elevate the tray above bedding and grit.
Less waste: Integrated feed saver ring curbs billing and spills.
Weather-ready: Plastic lid helps keep feed dry and fresh.
Built tough: Impact-resistant plastic won’t rust or corrode.
Grab & go: Quick, tool-free assembly.
Capacity: 17.5 lb feed
Material: Impact-resistant plastic
Design: Elevated base with removable legs; integrated feed saver ring; snap-fit lid; carry handle
Use: Coop or sheltered outdoor areas
Place on a level surface; pull bedding back from the tray.
Start low for younger birds; raise to back height to reduce toss.
Keep the lid on and refill before empty to prevent peck-fights.
Rinse often; scrub weekly with mild soap to prevent slime.
Ships with your farm-supply order. If your cart includes print-on-demand gear, those items ship separately.
Clancy Crowed It:
“Feed the flock, not the floor.”
