Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Clancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.

Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

$55.00 USD

Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

$57.83 USD $64.25 USD

The only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.

Crazy Chicken Lady Kitchen Towel

$15.00 USD

Not Your Ordinary Towel: Measures 16"x24" and made of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide for durability.
Permanent Imprint Design: Print is permanently imprinted for long-lasting crazy chicken love.
Waffle Weave Wonder: Unique waffle weave design holds water while keeping the surface dry for easy drying.
Lint-Free and Versatile: Raised looped edges make it perfect for wiping spills, polishing glassware, and all-around kitchen use.
Ready for Gifting: Individually packaged in a charming cellophane sleeve, ready for gifting.
Cluckin' Good Addition:Add fun and fabulousness to every cooking session with the Crazy Chicken Lady Kitchen Towel.

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