Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Add a touch of edge to your chicken-loving style with the Crazy Chicken Lady Distressed Dad Hat! Featuring a trendy distressed brim and crown, this hat is perfect for casual outings, coop visits, or showing off your poultry pride in a laid-back look.
Features:
Eco-Conscious & Thoughtful:
Each hat is made to order, reducing overproduction and promoting sustainability.
Whether you’re tending to your flock, running errands, or just embracing your Crazy Chicken Lady spirit, this distressed dad hat is a fun and fashionable addition to your collection. Wear it with pride and a little extra cluckin’ attitude!
Love the hat! It’s so soft and comfortable. Has the look and feel of a broken-in hat, but is brand new and ready to wear. Easy to adjust. Already a favorite!
I really love this company! Everything that I have ordered from them has turned out to be great! They definitely take pride in what they sell to their customers.