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Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

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For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Colorful Roosters Utility Crossbody Bag

Hands free, chaos handled. The Colorful Roosters utility crossbody is water-resistant, tough, and sized for real life—phone, wallet, keys, chapstick, snack bribe for the flock. Inside and outside pockets, a smooth two-way zipper, and an adjustable strap keep you moving from trail to tractor supply.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Weather-savvy: Water-resistant polyester shrugs off drizzle and dust.

  • Pocket smart: Interior + exterior pockets keep small stuff corralled.

  • Fast access: Two-way zipper = no fumbling at the checkout.

  • All-day fit: Adjustable strap dials in crossbody or shoulder carry.

  • Holds its shape: Sturdy fabric with structure—firm, not floppy.

Specs & Care

  • Material: 100% polyester (water-resistant)

  • Size/Cap: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″  • 0.37 gal 

  • Storage: Inside + outside pockets; two-way top zipper

  • Strap: Adjustable for comfort

  • Care: Spot clean with mild soap; air dry. No machine wash/bleach/iron on print or hardware.

Shipping & Timing

This item is made to order just for you. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It:
“Two pockets. One mission. No excuses.”