Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Stay refreshed and hydrated throughout your day with this sleek 32 oz (950 ml) stainless steel water bottle. Perfect for workouts, errands, or any busy day, it features a spill-free wide-mouth foldable straw and a convenient rotating handle for easy carrying. Plus, the glossy finish and anti-slip patch make it both practical and stylish for all your adventures.
Material: Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation to keep your drinks at the perfect temperature
Capacity: 32 oz (950 ml) – great for staying hydrated for longer periods
Dimensions: Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm), Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Features: Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw, rotating handle for easy carrying, anti-slip patch for stability
Care Instructions: Hand-wash only, not dishwasher or microwave safe
Made just for you when you place an order, this product takes a little longer to arrive, but it helps us reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing a sustainable and thoughtful purchase!
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
32 oz | 3 ½ | 9 ⅞ | 10 ¾ | 3 ⅛ |