Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Clean, comfy, and proudly flock-branded. The Cluck It All Farms Logo Unisex T-Shirt delivers that soft, lightweight feel with just the right stretch—perfect for chore days, market runs, or repping your favorite landrace nerds anywhere you go.
Chicken keepers, farm fans, and anyone who wants a reliable everyday tee with loud loyalty and low fuss.
Fabric (solids): 100% combed & ring-spun cotton
Heathers: cotton/poly blends (vary by color)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — breathable and soft
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Graphic: front Cluck It All Farms logo
Sourcing: responsibly made in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.
Classic unisex fit—true to size. Choose your normal size for an everyday silhouette; size up for a roomier layer.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
This is a print-on-demand item and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other farm gear in your cart.
Clancy Crowed It
“Soft shirt. Strong allegiance.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |