Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Morning coffee. Afternoon tea. Evening “I’m done adulting.” The Cluck It 12 oz Wine Tumbler is your permission slip to sip with attitude—on the porch, by the coop, or wherever life gets clucky. Pick your pop of color (red or yellow), fill it up, and let the world know you’re off-duty from being reasonable.
Keepers who speak fluent sarcasm, market-day warriors, and anyone who likes their beverages bold and their message bolder.
Capacity: 12 oz (perfect for coffee, tea, or wine)
Colors: Red or Yellow exterior with the Cluck It design
Form: stemless, easy-to-hold silhouette—great at home or on the go
Hand wash only to protect the print and color. Avoid abrasive scrubbers and soaking.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
In stock. This is not print-on-demand and ships with farm supplies (other POD items in the same order may arrive separately).
Clancy Crowed It
“Sip first. Explain never.”