Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Don't let anyone ruffle your feathers! Whether you're tending to your flock or stepping out on the town, send a message without saying a word in our "Cluck Around & Find Out" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt.
Feature Highlights You'll Totally Cluck About:
Cotton Heaven:Woven from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is as cozy as a hen on her eggs.
Heather Game Strong:Choose Athletic Heather for that sporty vibe—blended with 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
Colorful Clucks:Other heather options combine 52% cotton with 48% polyester, giving you both style and comfort.
Light as a Feather:The fabric weight is a breezy 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²), so you're always comfortable.
Flock-Friendly Fit: Enjoy a relaxed fit that's versatile for any setting—perfect for a chicken whisperer like you.
Always in Shape:Pre-shrunk fabric ensures no surprises after washing.
Built to Last: Side-seamed for durability, this tee is no spring chicken.
Cluckscious Choices:This shirt comes from responsible sources in Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.
Heads up, chicken fans! This shirt is made-to-order, reducing waste and taking a bit longer to get to you. You're not just a trendsetter; you're an eco-warrior. Thanks for clucking responsibly!
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |