Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make the message crystal cluckin’ clear. The Cluck Around & Find Out Unisex Hoodie brings cozy fleece, clean lines, and unapologetic energy for chilly coop checks, grocery runs, or couch-commander days. Soft where it counts, tough where it matters, and loud enough to do the talking for you.
Flock bosses, feed-store introverts, and anyone who prefers warm layers and clearer boundaries.
Fabric: 100% cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece body
Features: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings
Finish: clean look with a self-fabric patch on the back
Sourcing: blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan
Print: bold Cluck Around & Find Out design
This style runs small. For a comfy, easy layer, order one size up. Stick to your usual size only if you prefer a close fit.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—made just for you.
Made to order and may ship separately from CluckKit™ supplies or other print items in your cart.
Clancy Crowed It
“Front pocket for snacks. Back off for boundaries.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |