Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Clancy Approved Unisex Hoodie

Approved by Clancy. Respected by chickens. Feared by fluff farmers. This ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth while declaring you don’t do shortcuts, gimmicks, or rainbow-egg hype. Cozy fleece inside, a roomy pouch pocket, and an embroidered Clancy Approved badge make it a wearable seal of poultry credibility.

Who It’s For

Flock bosses who value function over fluff, preservation-minded keepers, and anyone who works outside all day and still naps in their hoodie by night.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece

  • Features: front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood with matching drawstrings, smooth face for clean embroidery

  • Finish: self-fabric back patch; soft hand; durable everyday layer

  • Decoration: embroidered “Clancy Approved” front mark

  • Sourcing: blank product responsibly produced (e.g., Pakistan)

Fit & Sizing

Runs small. For a standard fit, size up one; for a slouchy/over-layered fit, size up two. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—stitched just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed/embroidered on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Standards first. Then snacks. Approved.

Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

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