$55.00 USD 
Approved by Clancy. Respected by chickens. Feared by fluff farmers.
This ultra-soft unisex hoodie wraps you in warmth while proudly declaring that you don’t do shortcuts, gimmicks, or rainbow egg hype. With a cozy fleece interior, front pouch pocket, and an embroidered nod from the farm’s toughest critic, this hoodie is a wearable seal of poultry credibility.
Heads-up: Runs small—size up for that perfect “I-work-outside-but-still-sleep-in-this” fit.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
