Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Celebrate your feathered family in a layer that actually works. The Chicken Mom unisex hoodie brings cozy fleece, a roomy pouch pocket (treat stash, obviously), and a snug 3-panel hood—perfect for crisp mornings, market runs, and coop diplomacy.
Sunrise waterer warriors, school-drop-off queens who still smell like pine shavings, market-day mavens, and any keeper who answers to “Hey, Chicken Mom!”
Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece
Features: front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood, self-fabric back patch
Finish: smooth hand that prints cleanly
Sourcing: blank product responsibly produced in Pakistan
Design: bold Chicken Mom graphic
Runs small. For a standard fit, size up one; for oversized/heavy layering, size up two. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Warm hoodie, warmer heart—for chickens only.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |