Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Brooding & Babies

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

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You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

Chicken Mom Kitchen Towel

$15.00 USD

Cluckingly Funny:Enjoy a hilarious “Chicken Mom” print that adds a fun twist to your kitchen routine.
Generous Size: With dimensions of 16”x24”, this dish towel is perfect for a variety of kitchen tasks, from wiping spills to drying dishes.
Quality Material:Crafted from a blend of 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, this towel is durable and soft to the touch.
Permanent Design:The adorable print is long-lasting, ensuring it remains a charming addition to your kitchen for years to come.
Gift-Ready:Each towel comes individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, making it a thoughtful housewarming or special occasion gift for chicken enthusiasts.
Waffle Weave Wonder: Featuring a unique "waffle weave," the towel's raised looped edges effectively trap moisture, making it great for drying dishes. Plus, it's lint-free and ideal for glassware.
Made in the USA:Proudly designed and manufactured in the United States, ensuring top-quality craftsmanship.

Chicken Mom Kitchen Towel

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