Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Why wear plain when you could wear chicken feet? This reversible, moisture-wicking bucket hat goes from market-day flex to coop-chore staple in one flip. Breathable, linen-feel fabric keeps you comfy while the print keeps the compliments coming—whether you’re egg collecting or clucking up your wardrobe.
Farmers’ market regulars, egg-route heroes, coop clean-out champions who demand flair, and anyone who wants a hat that says “yes, I am chicken-obsessed” without breaking a sweat.
Fabric: breathable, moisture-wicking, linen-feel performance fabric
Design: reversible—flip for a second look (double the wear)
Construction: soft brim with easy packability
Use: sun, light sprinkle, and everyday adventures
Sizes: 3 sizes available for a dialed-in fit (see your store’s size guide).
Sits low and comfy; great for ponytail-and-go days.
Wear the chicken-feet side loud; flip for a lower-key vibe.
Packs flat into totes and glove boxes; pops back into shape.
Shade for collecting, line-holding, and pretending you don’t hear rooster commentary.
Hand wash cold or spot clean. Air dry only. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—created just for you. 🪡
Printed/produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Sun smart. Chick smart. Flip when the neighbors look confused.”