Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!

CluckKits™ Collection

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Chicken Dad Unisex T-Shirt

Soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to survive coop duty and coffee runs, the Chicken Dad unisex tee is the everyday uniform for proud flock keepers. Clean lines, durable construction, and a flattering fit make it the shirt you’ll actually reach for.

Who It’s For

Sunrise egg collectors, feed-store philosophers, 4-H sideline coaches, spreadsheet egg counters, and any keeper who answers to “Hey, Chicken Dad!”

What’s Included / Specs

  • Fabric: 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)

  • Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer

  • Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping for shape retention

  • Fit: unisex retail fit—not boxy, not clingy

  • Graphic: bold Chicken Dad front design

Fit & Sizing

True to size for a classic look. Size up one for extra room or heavy layering. (Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.)

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.

Shipping & Timing

Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.

Clancy Crowed It
“Comfort for chores, swagger for selfies. Report today’s egg count accordingly.”

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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