Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Show off your poultry pride without breaking a sweat—or a smile. The Chicken Dad unisex long sleeve tee is soft, lightweight, and ready for coop checks, errands, or couch-based flock supervision. Clean lines, comfy cuffs, and a durable build make it a year-round layer that actually works.
Sunrise waterer runners, bleacher dads at poultry shows, feed-store sages dispensing unsolicited wisdom, and any keeper whose calendar includes “count eggs” as a recurring event.
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors include polyester)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer
Build: side-seamed construction for a polished fit
Details: crew neck, 2″ ribbed cuffs
Fit: unisex regular fit—not boxy, not clingy
Decoration: bold Chicken Dad front graphic
True to size for a classic look. Size up one if you like it roomier or plan to layer over a tee. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Long sleeves for chores, short patience for bad chicken advice.”
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |