Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$57.83 USD $64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Long-Lasting Performance: Enjoy worry-free warmth with a lifespan of 10,000 to 15,000 hours, ensuring durability and reliability for your chicks' comfort.
Durable Construction: Made with a sturdy porcelain body, this emitter resists cracking and stands the test of time, providing consistent heat without fail.
Efficient Heating: The Ni-Cr-Alloy resistance wire ensures fast and stable heating, with a remarkable thermal efficiency of up to 99.99%, saving energy and keeping costs low.
Safe and Reliable: Operating on AC 90-120V input voltage, this emitter delivers reliable heat while prioritizing safety. However, remember that the surface temperature gets hot during operation, so handle with care.
Even Heat Distribution: The spiral surface design maximizes heat dissipation area, ensuring uniform warmth throughout the brooder for your chicks' comfort.
Safety Precautions: Practice caution and avoid touching the emitter during operation or immediately after turning it off to prevent burns. Allow at least 1 hour for cooling before handling.
Peace of Mind: With the Ceramic Heat Emitter, you can rest assured that your chicks are enjoying cozy warmth without the worry of traditional heat lamp bulbs.