Effortlessly soft and surprisingly versatile, the Big Cocks Chicken women’s relaxed tee does coffee runs, coop checks, and even business-casual with a blazer. The drapey fit lands in the sweet spot—laid-back but polished—while the bold graphic delivers the punchline so you don’t have to. Jeans, joggers, or jacket: it plays nice with all of it.
Pun-forward professionals, market-day minimalists, and flock leaders who like their small talk delivered by a rooster joke and a very soft T-shirt.
Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may include polyester blends)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light, breathable, easy to layer
Fit: women’s relaxed silhouette for an easy, flattering drape
Build: pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with durable stitching
Neckline: classic crew neck
Decoration: bold “Big Cocks” front graphic
Relaxed fit runs true to size. For a closer, neater look, size down; for extra slouch or layering, size up. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made on demand to minimize overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If the joke’s too big for the room, wear it anyway. The hens will get it.”
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |