Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Make a statement that’s impossible to ignore. The Big Cocks Chicken unisex hoodie pairs bold, cheeky energy with everyday comfort: a soft fleece interior, front pouch pocket, and three-panel hood that blocks wind while you handle chores or heckle the rooster. It’s cozy, durable, and unapologetically loud—because subtlety isn’t how you roll.
Rooster wranglers, sarcasm savants, market-day extroverts, and anyone who wants their hoodie to deliver the punchline before they’ve had coffee.
Fabric: 100% cotton face; body 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece
Features: front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood
Finish: self-fabric patch at back for a clean, polished look
Decoration: bold front graphic
Sourcing: blank product responsibly produced in Pakistan
Runs small. For a standard fit, order one size up; for oversized or heavy layering, size up two. Check your store’s size guide if you’re between sizes.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the graphic.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—your hoodie is created just for you. Delivery can take a bit longer, and it’s worth the wait.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If they’re offended, they can read. Congratulations to the literacy program.”
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 20 | 27 |
M | 21 | 28 |
L | 23 | 29 |
XL | 25 | 30 |
2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
3XL | 28 | 32 |