Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Add attitude in three inches flat. The Big Cocks embroidered patch is bold, durable, and ready to upgrade jackets, bags, hats, and gear with exactly the right amount of rooster energy. Apply it your way—iron-on, sew-on, or pin—and let the world know subtlety isn’t on the menu.
Denim-jacket decorators, range-bag modders, patch-collector pros, and anyone who wants a funny chicken patch that actually holds up in real life.
Size: 3" (7.6 cm) diameter
Material: 26% cotton / 74% polyester (heat-resistant, durable)
Attachment options: iron-on, sew-on, or safety pin
Edge: clean merrow border to resist fray
Finish: detailed embroidery with the “Big Cocks” design
Place: Set patch where you want it on a flat, heat-safe surface.
Protect: Cover with a thin pressing cloth or parchment (no direct iron on thread).
Press: Iron on medium-high, no steam, 15–30 seconds with firm pressure.
Flip & set: Turn garment over and press the back side 15 seconds.
Cool: Let cool completely before handling. For high-wear items, stitch around the edge for extra hold.
Sew-On / Pin: Stitch through the merrowed edge with matching thread, or use a safety pin for removable flair.
Fabric Notes: Avoid ironing onto heat-sensitive fabrics (e.g., nylon windbreakers, some synthetics, leather). On those, sew or pin.
Wash cold, gentle cycle. Line dry. If an edge lifts, re-press with a cloth—or add a quick perimeter stitch and forget it.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste—customized attitude, minimal footprint.
Produced on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll get multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“If your jacket can’t start a conversation, add a rooster that can.”