Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book
$10.00 USDPreserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists
For early risers, grumpy roosters, and humans who can’t talk before caffeine.
Because small talk before sunrise is illegal.
Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.
Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.
Louder than your alarm clock.
Bolder than your feed store tee.
For When 3 Hens Turn Into 37 “By Accident
Math is hard. Chicken math is harder. This mug understands you.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Coop & Seasonal Decor
Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt
from $16.00 USDThe Warning Comes Printed.
Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)
Sold OutYou pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.
Premium Material: Crafted from 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, ensuring the towel is sturdy, absorbent, and designed to last through numerous cleanups.
Generous Size: Measures approximately 16" x 24", providing ample coverage for kitchen tasks, from drying dishes to wiping down counters.
Charming Farmhouse Design: Features a permanent and playful "Beware of Chickens" design that adds a rustic, farm-friendly vibe to any kitchen décor.
Innovative Waffle Weave: The unique raised looped edges create pockets that trap water effectively, while the surface remains dry, making it perfect for glass and delicate surfaces.
Functional and Fun: This towel combines practicality with a touch of whimsy, transforming routine cleanups into enjoyable experiences.
Lint-Free Performance: Ideal for kitchens as it leaves no lint behind, ensuring spotless surfaces every time.
Perfect Gift Idea: Comes individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, making it an excellent gift for chicken enthusiasts or anyone who loves unique kitchen accessories.