Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

Beware of Chickens Kitchen Towel

  • Premium Material: Crafted from 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, ensuring the towel is sturdy, absorbent, and designed to last through numerous cleanups.

  • Generous Size: Measures approximately 16" x 24", providing ample coverage for kitchen tasks, from drying dishes to wiping down counters.

  • Charming Farmhouse Design: Features a permanent and playful "Beware of Chickens" design that adds a rustic, farm-friendly vibe to any kitchen décor.

  • Innovative Waffle Weave: The unique raised looped edges create pockets that trap water effectively, while the surface remains dry, making it perfect for glass and delicate surfaces.

  • Functional and Fun: This towel combines practicality with a touch of whimsy, transforming routine cleanups into enjoyable experiences.

  • Lint-Free Performance: Ideal for kitchens as it leaves no lint behind, ensuring spotless surfaces every time.

  • Perfect Gift Idea: Comes individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, making it an excellent gift for chicken enthusiasts or anyone who loves unique kitchen accessories.

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