Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Premium Material: Crafted from 80% Polyester and 20% Polyamide, ensuring the towel is sturdy, absorbent, and designed to last through numerous cleanups.
Generous Size: Measures approximately 16" x 24", providing ample coverage for kitchen tasks, from drying dishes to wiping down counters.
Charming Farmhouse Design: Features a permanent and playful "Beware of Chickens" design that adds a rustic, farm-friendly vibe to any kitchen décor.
Innovative Waffle Weave: The unique raised looped edges create pockets that trap water effectively, while the surface remains dry, making it perfect for glass and delicate surfaces.
Functional and Fun: This towel combines practicality with a touch of whimsy, transforming routine cleanups into enjoyable experiences.
Lint-Free Performance: Ideal for kitchens as it leaves no lint behind, ensuring spotless surfaces every time.
Perfect Gift Idea: Comes individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve, making it an excellent gift for chicken enthusiasts or anyone who loves unique kitchen accessories.