Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
$49.00
Built for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Crunchy, protein-packed, and utterly irresistible. Beetle Craze delivers a 2 lb bag of sun-dried beetles that fire up natural foraging behaviors and turn the run into a buffet. These gut-loaded beetles are 100% natural and GMO-free with no added colors, flavors, or preservatives—just pure bug joy. Scatter them, mix into scratch, or hand-feed for instant feathered frenzy.
Keepers who use treats as tools—recall training, boredom busting, winter enrichment—and anyone who wants a clean, high-protein reward birds will actually work for.
Contents: whole dried beetles (Holotrichia parallela and Anomala corpulenta)
Net Weight: 2 lb (resealable bag for freshness)
Profile: high protein (58% min); natural, GMO-free, no additives or preservatives
Guaranteed Analysis
Crude Protein (min): 58%
Crude Fat (min): 13%
Crude Fiber (max): 10%
Calcium (min): 0.8%
Calcium (max): 1.2%
Ingredients
Dehydrated beetles (Holotrichia parallela and Anomala corpulenta).
Scatter a small handful per flock as a jackpot reward, or blend into scratch for slow-forage fun.
Follow the 90/10 rule: 90% balanced feed, ≤10% treats.
For chicks or small bantams: crush beetles into smaller pieces and offer grit separately.
Clean up leftovers to discourage pests.
Seal the bag between uses. Store cool, dry, and out of sun. Not for human consumption. Keep away from pets that shouldn’t eat high-protein insect treats.
Ships with your farm-supply order. (If your cart also includes print-on-demand items, those will ship separately.)
Clancy Crowed It
“They’ll act like it’s a five-star meal. You’ll know it’s just smart chicken keeping.”
