Bawk Bawk, Bitch Unisex Hoodie

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The Bawk Bawk, Bitch hoodie is cozy, loud, and aggressively bird-brained—in the best way. A warm fleece interior keeps chores bearable, a front pouch pocket stashes treats/keys/attitude, and the front embroidery delivers the message without you lifting a finger. It’s the sweatshirt for keepers who are a little unhinged and completely unapologetic about it.

Who It’s For

People born without an “inside voice” about chickens, night-chore ninjas, market-day hecklers you’ve converted to flock life, and anyone who believes a hoodie can double as a boundary.

What’s Included / Specs

• Build: unisex pullover hoodie with fleece interior

• Features: front pouch pocket, drawstring hood, ribbed cuffs/hem

• Decoration: “Bawk Bawk, Bitch” front graphic

• Fabric: cotton/poly fleece blend (exact fiber content may vary by color)

Fit & Sizing

Runs small. If you like a standard fit, size up one; for roomy/oversized or heavy layering, size up two. Check the size guide before adding to cart.

Care

Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the embroidery.

Eco-Conscious Production

Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed/embroidered just for you.

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It

“If the hoodie’s loud, you don’t have to be. Save your voice for rooster negotiations.”

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