Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.

Learn what works. Start with the Education Hub.

Landrace Learning Education Hub

Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Bawk Bawk, Bitch Sticker

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This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a clucking personality test. Printed on durable, bubble-free vinyl, the Bawk Bawk, Bitch sticker sticks where it matters: laptops, water bottles, notebooks, coop clipboards—or right over someone’s bad chicken advice. Rep your flock, warn the feed-store cashier, and get the message across without saying a word.

Who It’s For

Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), market regulars with a sense of humor, and anyone who wants a funny chicken sticker that survives real life.

What’s Included / Specs

  • Material: durable adhesive vinyl

  • Film: high-opacity for crisp color and full coverage

  • Application: bubble-free on clean, smooth surfaces

  • Use: perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, coop gear

  • Size options: choose from the product dropdown (dimensions listed there)

  • Finish & care: scuff-resistant; hand-wash bottles/tumblers to extend life

Shipping & Timing 

This item is printed just for you when you order. Production times vary, and it ships separately from farm-supply items.

Clancy Crowed It
“Stickers stick better than advice."