Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Cool, comfy, coop-chat capable. The Ask Me About My Chickens women’s racerback tank is that effortless throw-on for sunny chores, gym days, and farmers’ market laps. The silky tri-blend fabric drapes without clinging, the racerback cut shows off your hustle, and the raw edge seams keep things casually cool—because style shouldn’t feel high-maintenance.
Chicken keepers who cannot stop talking about their chickens (and don’t plan to), fair-goers and market regulars who live for coop chat, and anyone who wants a fun chicken shirt that breathes, moves, and flatters all day.
Fabric: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon (tri-blend)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—light and breathable
Fit: women’s form-fitting racerback with easy stretch
Details: raw edge seams; fabric laundered to reduce shrinkage
Print: bold “Ask Me About My Chickens” graphic (front)
True to size for a close, athletic fit. If you’re between sizes or prefer a little more room, size up. Check the size guide below before you add to cart.
Turn inside out. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on the print.
Made to order to reduce overproduction and waste—printed just for you.
Printed on demand and ships separately from farm gear and CluckKit™ supplies. If your order includes other items, you’ll receive multiple shipments.
Clancy Crowed It
“Racerback today, farmer’s-tan tomorrow. Wear sunscreen and keep talking chickens.”
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |