Gear That Works as Hard as Your Chickens.

Brooding & Babies

Treats & Enrichment

Coop Essentials

Chicken Health

Chicken Health

Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Spiral Bound Book - Cluck It All Farms

Feathered Misfits The Beautiful Chaos of Landrace Chickens Downloadable e-Book

$10.00 USD

Preserve the weird. Hatch with purpose. Clancy insists

Clancy Crowed It. We Put It on Stuff.

Wear the wisdom. Sip the sass. Stick the truth on your coop fridge.

Wear It Like You Mean It

Sip & Stare

Make a Statement

Stick It Where Clancy Would

Clancy Stickers

Louder than your alarm clock.

Bolder than your feed store tee.

I Work for a Rooster Colored Mug

from $12.00 USD

Because Let’s Be Honest—He’s the Boss.

Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.

It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.

Treat yourself. The chickens already did.

Chicken Lover Apparel

Kitchen Cluckery

Gifts & Gear

Coop & Seasonal Decor

Sip Happens.

For days when "Cluck It" is your only plan.

Ask Me About My Chickens Unisex T-Shirt

from $16.00 USD

The Warning Comes Printed.

Because you will talk for 40 minutes. And you have photos.

Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.

We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.

Available Breeds

HEN PICKED

Hatching Eggs

Hatching Eggs

Day Old Chicks

Day Old Chicks

Every chick's a critic. Better make it a good one.

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Custom Chick Hatch – Local Pickup Only (Landrace Breeds)

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You pick the chicks. Clancy will still judge your choices.

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8" Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy

$2.50 USD $5.00 USD

Stretchy Farmyard Fun: This 8-inch Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy combines the charm of a classic farmyard chicken with a hilarious, interactive twist.
Durable and Flexible: Designed to withstand enthusiastic play, it's perfect for tugging, pulling, and squeezing without losing its shape.
Versatile Play Companion: Whether it's a hit at children's parties, a fun stress-reliever in the office, or a quirky addition to your home decor, this chicken is ready for any setting.
Endless Entertainment: Its unique stretchability offers an element of surprise, ensuring the fun stays fresh and engaging with every pull.
Laughter-Inducing Toy: More than just a simple plaything, this chicken is a joy-generating tool that brings laughter and light-heartedness to both kids and adults alike.
Long-Lasting Amusement: Built for repeated use, this rubber chicken promises to be a durable companion in any quest for fun.

8" Rubber Stretch Chicken Toy

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