Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Check out our new collections of specialized kits and sassy bundles!
Picked by Our Hens. Packed by Our Standards.
A hand-selected mix of landrace heritage eggs—no fluff, no filler, just future legends in a box.
Hatch Like You’ve Got Standards.
We don’t hatch basic. Neither should you.
Hatching Eggs
Day Old Chicks
One Dozen Ölandsk Dwarf Chicken Hatching Eggs
Sold OutClancy says: Even the smallest flocks deserve big attitude—hatch an Ölandsk Dwarf.
The CluckKit™ Collection: No bullsh*t, all backbone—a lineup of kits for every real-deal flock.
Real-Deal Gear for Real-Deal Chicken Keepers
Grab the exact gear you need, or get a CluckKit™ and let us do the thinking—either way, your flock wins.
Because mediocre gear doesn't survive the coop—or Clancy.
OH CLUCK! Coop Crisis Kit™ by Cluck It All Farms
$55.00 USDBuilt for the ‘oh sh*t’ moments every keeper faces. Don’t get caught unprepared.
Bundles with bite—made for keepers who roll their eyes at basic.
Because Chicken Keeping Is Self-Care.
It’s not just mugs and tees—it’s emotional support merch for poultry people.
Treat yourself. The chickens already did.
Smart (S)ass Bundles for Chicken Keepers
Kitchen Cluckery
Gifts & Gear
Chickens Before Coffee™ Bundle
$64.25 USDThe only bundle built for chicken keepers who get pecked before they caffeinate.
Compact and Packed with Fun: Despite its small size, this 2-inch rubber chicken promises big laughs with eyes that hilariously pop out when squeezed, making it a continuous source of amusement.
Portable Entertainment: Easily fits in your pocket, desk, or gift bag, making it perfect for on-the-go stress relief or a playful distraction wherever you are.
Eye-Popping Action: Each squeeze surprises and delights with popping eyes, ensuring the laughter and fun never fades—even after countless uses.
Versatile Use: A hit at parties, a quirky conversation starter at gatherings, or a cheerful addition to any workspace, this toy brightens any setting.
Stress Relief Made Fun: Not just a toy, but a delightful stress-buster. Squeeze your worries away and replace them with laughter and light-heartedness.
Durable Design: Built to last from robust rubber, this chicken toy withstands frequent squeezing and is designed to be a long-lasting companion in your pursuit of joy.
Ideal for All Ages: Whether for kids seeking a giggle or adults needing a quick stress-relief fix, this toy is suitable for anyone in need of a little extra joy in their day.